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MLP: Equestria Girls + MOVIE REVIEW +Yesterday, I and a couple of my friends, as well as my kid brother with whom I spend nearly enough time with, hauled ourselves over to a faraway city to watch a movie unlike any other ever released before in a theatre none of us even knew existed until about a month ago: Equestria Girls at the Digiplex!
Since its announcement, I had decided to follow closely the news, updates, hype, and chatter floating around about the thing and it is a horror story. This spurred me to promise the general public I’d give the movie a review once I realized that this film needs a pair of critical eyes for the skeptic guys (and gals).

First of all, just

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:star::star::star::star::star:

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- Eric Deulen "Elephant"

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Outta the DVD!

Written by Tohokari-Steel
Edited by Airnaruto45

(Show me the side streets in your life
Train yards like bone yards, sharpened knives
Sidewalks are unassuming fields
Concrete and cracks won’t cut you deals
Won’t cut you deals
Won’t cut you
Lost teeth like white jewels of some kind
Petty theft for penny crimes
For penny crimes
For penny crimes
And we yell
ahh ahhh ahh ahh like a good ol’ fashion nightmare
ahh ahh ahh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahh
ahh ahhh ahh ahh like a good ol’ fashion nightmare
ahh ahh ahh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahh)

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Which Numbers?: Singular and plural

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Romanised?: Yes.
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Season: First and possible only season
Age: TV-Y7
Format: Animated
Interest in Show: Moderate
Creators: Steven Lisberger, Bonnie MacBird, Disney Television Animation
Original Run: 2012-2013

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SEE MAN OF STEEL. At the moment this is the absolute must see film of the summer. Pacific Rim and Lone Ranger haven't come out so this is the movie to beat right now in every respect.

Why? That's what you may be looking for in my review.

Director Z

Beginning, Middle, or End?“The most important part of a story is the beginning.

Why? Because it needs to capture the reader’s attention. If the beginning is terrible, than they won’t read any further, and all the time you spent developing the plot and working out the ending will be wasted. If you don’t have a good beginning, they’ll never make it there. You need to draw them in, get them hooked, make them want to stay and figure out what’s going on. Especially on a site like DeviantART where if someone doesn’t like the first few sentences that they can see, they won’t click on it or read it at all.”

“No, th

More DmC: Devil May Cry Reviews"From the absolutely convoluted, asinine, and downright insulting plotline to the poor writing, voicework, and general pacing of the game itself, DmC falls flat on its face at almost every turn."

"It's not even as creative and innovative as Devil May Cry 2, and that one was fair at best."

"On paper, DmC: Devil May Cry might look like a good reimagining with its surreal art style, fantasy environments, seemingly intriguing premise, and its seemingly flexible combat, but in reality -- it's a demonic heart attack."

"Nothing but dumbed-down gameplay and edgy cutscenes wrapped in a game tailored to foul-mouthed 13-year olds."

"Good if you're a

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Released in 1986 under the direction of Jim Jarmusch and originally distributed by Island Pictures on a budget of $1,100,000; "Down By Law" is an independent prison escape film that, typical of Jim Jarmusch films, takes a familiar genre but uses a different approach to the material to focus solely on the character. Long time readers of my reviews will remember a review I wrote in January 2011 for the Johnny Depp film "Dead Man" as I described it as being interesting to watch and praised them but rather long and tiresome for the mindset of someone who hadn't began the intense film immersion course. Well, it's been a long ti

Madoka Magica - ReviewThis series, whose full title is "Puella Magi Madoka Magica", could well be the most difficult thing I've ever had to review. That's not because it's difficult to understand, nor was it because I couldn't think of anything to say. On the contrary, I actually have quite a great deal to say about this show. But I think a lot of what makes this show so appealing and why it has as much of an impact as it does is because people don't know what to expect when going in. Spoilers on my part would undoubtedly undermine the effectiveness of this show and I will not dare do that.

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PnF Cranius Maximus Review

by ~022288knarrow, Jul 10, 2012, 2:12:11 PM
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Cranius Maximus Review
Out of all of the Baljeet themed episodes of Phineas and ferb, "Cranius Maximus" is the second best.

When Baljeet thinks he is losing his mental edge, The boys build him a helmet that will make him smarter. The problem is he becomes so smart the he becomes evil and plans to put Earth's atmosphere into the moon using an invention that looks like a giant pair of pants……kay

Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz invents the Key-Find-Inator to steal the key to the city.

Joking aside This is actually a great plot. It is executed well, the animation was great as well as the humor.

Baljeet's plot is what stands out the most for this episode as we get some minor, but good character development from Baljeet

And like "The Mom Attractor" Doofenshmirtz's plan was also was diabolical (again in Doofenshmirtz standards)

My only gripe with this episode is that there is no Candace plot in this episode. Candace was in the episode and she tried to bust her brothers but it just feels like she had no part in it.

But like "Bully Bromance Break-Up" and "Buford Confidential" it didn't need one.

Despite my nitpick though, Cranius Maximus was a great Baljeet themed episode as well as the 2nd best Baljeet Episode

Great episode but to me, nothing can top "The Baljeatles", but it came close.

PnF Cranius Maximus Reviewby ~022288knarrow

Literature / Prose / Non-Fiction / Reviews & Guides

Here is another PnF episode review.

This time I review Cranius Maximus. A Baljeet episode that I like and in my opinion, Baljeet's second best episode. While it is a great episode, it can't top The Baljeatles which in my opinion is Baljeet's best.

Enjoy.

*Hellboy99 Jul 11, 2012

They've been too many Baljeet episodes...

~022288knarrow Jul 17, 2012

Maybe, but that doesn't affect me much cause Baljeet is also my favorite character in the show and I love the episode regardless

*Hellboy99 Jul 17, 2012

Oh, I do understand that. I was speaking my mind, that's all.

~022288knarrow Jul 17, 2012

I know. And I understand

*Hellboy99 Jul 17, 2012

Wanted to say, all I have left on my review is wait for the last episodes to air.

~022288knarrow Jul 17, 2012

Now that you mentioned it, my thoughts on Season 3 will be up as a journal entry sometime this weekend.

*Hellboy99 Jul 17, 2012

Cool, cannot wait to see it.

~022288knarrow Jul 17, 2012

I already gave you some hints about my thoughts on the Season as a whole. So you know probably know what to expect.

Unlike the episode reviews, This will be my main thoughts on season 3 as a whole.

I am still doing the episode reviews seperatley though.

Speaking of, I posted two more recently. Have you seen them yet?

~RedJoey1992 Jul 10, 2012 Student General Artist

that's a good episode. You're right They should've given Candace a cameo in that episode.

~Redtutel Jul 10, 2012

She was in the episode. She didn't have much of a part in it, though

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